robot

Some people have asked me about that comment I made a while back suggesting (unsubtly) that a particular "person" might in fact be mechanized. Well, the truth of the matter is that I'm not sure. I felt sure when I posted it, but more and more I've doubted what I thought I saw. I don't want to incriminate myself, even though I am posting anonymously, so let's just say that my perception may have been a little on the altered side. And although, yes, I do have a blog that you might say is all about gossip, I don't really want to spread rumors unless I feel confident about their accuracy—even about people who have kidnapped me twice and probably will do it again for who knows what reason. What I can tell you for sure because I saw it again later and other people I know have confirmed it is that Macaulay has a wire sticking out of his neck. Also, he whirs when he walks.