14 May 2006

just asking...

Which towheaded ex–child actor's hired goons kidnapped me two weeks ago and held me captive in a sewer apartment not at all dissimilar to Splinter's place in the old TMNT cartoons until I was able to return the favor and sidestep the visiting former star out of there with a broken toothbrush held up to the side of his neck? ... Even more shockingly, which presumed human being turns out, it would seem, to be a robot?

More soon.